Everything is bigger in Texas

Phrase used to describe the size of Texas and everything in it in relation to the rest of the United States.

i.e. the size my penis

Everything is bigger in Texas... EVERYTHING

by Roc18 November 28, 2009

bigger than your future

-phrase

any large object that you can joke about by saying "bigger than your future" at the end of it

That ass is bigger than your future!

Her hair is bigger than your future!
etc.

by slang_gang October 14, 2016

Biggerize

The act of making something larger, the object in question usually something already large to begin with.

"Biggerize it."

"I would like to beggerize my combo meal."

by Icarus Pan February 12, 2007

biggerous wangerous

scientific term for an enormous wang, typically bigger than nine inches.

I am afraid to have anal sex with my girl because I think my biggerous wangerous will split her down the middle.

by Lionel Matson March 24, 2008

Bigger then Big

When you're so big that you are bigger then big.

That big dude sitting over there not just big, he bigger then big.

by BigGuy12 September 26, 2018

Matthew Biggerstaff

Most commonly used to mean a man who lays women like bricks.

man I pulled a Matthew Biggerstaff last weekend! I mortered them hoes!

by Concrete spreader June 12, 2011

Eyes Bigger Than One's Vagina

Similar to the phrase that someone's "eyes are bigger than his/her stomach," which means that someone overestimated the amount of food that he/she wanted, having eyes bigger than one's vagina means that someone overestimated the size pecker (wanker, johnson, peter) that she wanted or could handle.

Girl 1: "How was your sleepover with George last night?"
Girl 2: "I'm still sore!"
Girl 1: "Ha, I guess your eyes are bigger than your vagina!"
(Girl 1 is an example of someone who has eyes bigger than one's vagina)

by jk_all_the_way October 4, 2010