backstalking

The act of resurfacing old, embarassing, teen angst selfies, pictures, and statuses of people on Facebook by commenting on their timeline content from years before. The act of backstalking pulls old content to the newsfeed for enjoyment in the present. The best way to formulate a backstalk comment is to sarcastically act as if the status is from the present when clearly it is not and mimic the tone of the status or picture.

Backstalking:
*Status from 2009*: ROCKATHON ROCKATHON ROCKATHON ROCKATHON ROCKATHON ROCKATHON ROCKATHOOOOOOONNNNNN
Comment in the present: hey is rockathon going on?

*Status from 2008*: Jst got my permit omgg!
Comment in the present: Can you give me a ride to Rockathon?

*Status from 2009*: Some ppl jst need to grow up... u kno who u r. Goin to bed now, txxt.
Comment in present: omg u ok? txting now

by Clobby December 4, 2013

Backshift

Working long hours late at night at a thankless job all the while getting subjected to constant anal sex.

Anthony has to work another backshift but I think he digs the anal.

by Anthony is not a bot... August 17, 2019

backseat bingo

50s term for necking in the car.
Also appears in Big D and the Kids Table song "Noise Complaint"

"We were hanging out in the back of the van."
"What were you doing?"
"Just playing backseat bingo"

by simplyjam March 26, 2007

Swahilian Backslap

swah-hee-lee-an bak-slap When receiving oral while standing, right before ejaculating, the person receiving oral defecates on their hand, and proceeds to slap it on the back of the person who is giving the oral.

Lilly: "So like omg, i was giving head to Billy and right before he came he took a shit in his hand and slapped it on my back!"
Leah: "LMAO he so gave you a swahilian backslap!"

by crumble cakes September 24, 2010

Backstabber

A person who you will think is your friend, only to find out later that this person spreads rumors and lies about you to your other friends.
A roommate who fronts a nice demenor, only because the rent is cheap. All the while attempting to sabbotage your personal relationships for his own gain.

John: Wally, Sarah just told me what you said.
Wally: I don't know what your talking about.
John: Dude you suck, she just told me that you said that I cheated on her and had girls stay at the house.
Wally: I don't want to talk about this right now.
John: Dude you know you have a crush on my girlfriend, and your just trying to sabbotage that because you think she would date your wierd ass.....Fucking backstabber!

by jpwf August 19, 2009

backstache

Male back hair which may be manscaped into a decorative form or left au natural. The Fu Manchu backstache is when the tops of the shoulders are hairy, as are the sides of the back (covering part of the shoulderblades), but the center of the back is clean.

So we went to the beach, and Jim took off his shirt to reveal a backstache. It was terrifying in its raw manliness.

by Backstache hero December 9, 2008

Backseat Chess Player

Anyone (or even possibly a group) that stands over your shoulder while playing chess, and the person always claims to see an awesome move for either you or your opponent. This gets so annoying especially when you the moron says, "Oh you didn't see this awesome move!" Then points his fat finger on your board, or touches the pieces. They cause me slight stress due to their annoying hints for the person I am supposed to checkmate...or they keep saying in my ear like a slimy snake, "I see a good move." Sometimes their moves are good, but most of the time they have not a clue what they are talking about and can stick you in a worse situation or cost you a nice piece. Do not take advice from them, and if your opponent is a real chess player they will give them the bird and tell them to shut up or shove off. The best way to repel them is to just ignore them, or flat out tell them you can play better than they can and then prove it in a match.

Stop helping, damn backseat Chess Player.

by G.Stefani704 May 23, 2011