ZOOTED BALOOTED

When your honestly just high as fuck

Yoooo Dustin

“Wassup bro”
“I’m mf ZOOTED BALOOTED “

by Tata binx April 22, 2018

Louisiana Water Baloon

The act of pissing in a condom and then lobbing at an intimate lover.

His girlfriend wanted a surprise, so he gave her a Louisiana Water baloon with the condom they used when they fucked.

by Tj1991 May 15, 2016

baloogis

something that is crazy, or absurd.

when you fucked me last night your pussy was baloogis.

by hoontar April 25, 2019

hooey balooey

non-sense, something improbable or irrational.

aka: bull crap

man: did yo eat my cookie
kid: no... ( cookie crumbs on face)

man: that a bunch of hooey balooey

by bunches of b.s. August 23, 2009

Baloo

The name of a dog that likes to dangle his red dick, when he has the chance, he will rape anyone in sight.

"Dude that dog is such a Baloo, look at its sausage."
"I know right, I hope i'll never be alone with a Baloo

by Enemy_Pube November 4, 2013

Balooewgh

exclaimation -
1. 'of course i do!'
2. 'hells yes!'
3. 'you bet your ass!'

'Hey man, wanna record some summer PSA's for SCAD Radio during the BBQ tomorrow?'

'Balooewgh!'

by Jeff Gill May 22, 2005

Baloo

sum dumbah buah bird that wuz mades ups offs da spotz. badabupbupbah i’m balooing it

BalOoOoOoOoOoOoooooo 🎶🎶🎶

by Palfi Afungon (Boat) February 6, 2021