bestied

To get so drunk you're unable to speak coherantly & simple tasks like walking, taking a piss & remembering where you live become impossible.

"Hoo yeti. Wassy out?"
"Aye, he's over there."
"Creased?"
"Bestied up."
"Fucking pisshead."

by MrE26 November 11, 2006

bestie

Someone you love, someone you absolutely can not live with out.

Very very special

She's my bestie, hurt her and I'll hurt you. :-)

by Uhmnolikestop February 13, 2014

backup bestie

A person's second friend; Your second bestie; the second person you want to spend time with most; BBFF.

My bestie is at work. Heck, it's ok I have a backup bestie!

by LilRed05 August 26, 2017

Bedside Bake

Waking up- rolling over in bed and smoking. If you get out of bed the process is ruined.

I woke up at 10:30 this morning reached from my bed to the side table and smoked sitting on my bedside... What other way to start of the day than with a bedside bake?

by Nostaw CB September 4, 2010

Behsime

Being very slimy all the time.

Man you are so Behsime today, that is foul man.

by Jimminy Slicker February 18, 2010

bersies

She is an amazing,beautiful,loving being. She can also switch attitudes in less than two seconds but she is an amazing bestfriend for anyone lucky enough to have. She can light up your day with one simple smile even if she's in a bit of a cranky mood and will show you no matter what that she cares.

Random person: Who's that? She's really pretty!
Second person: Oh that happens to be my bestfriend Bersies:)

by Brevala710akamostawesomeperaon March 19, 2019

Bensif

A history teacher who speaks in burst fire mode and says "TEAMS" the moment he walks in class.

Bensif - "VOUS OUVREZ TEAMS!"..."VOUS METEZ"..."EN CONCLUSION!"

by JVMUGIRE May 5, 2021