John Bernard

Pogi/Gwapo

John Bernard is Pogi na gwapo pa

by anonymous October 19, 2021

San Bernardino

People like to exaggerate about how bad it really is. Just stay in the north area and you'll be just dandy.

I've been living in San Bernardino all my life

by Surfingbird June 20, 2011

Rancho Bernardo High School

The worst, boring, strict ass high school you will ever go to. The majority of this high school consist of stuck up bitches who think there better then everyone and smart asians. I'm so glad I'm leaving soon because this is the lammest high school you will ever go to. Good luck to anyone transfering here. Anyways.... FUCK YOU RANCHO BERNARDO HIGH SCHOOL!

bob I love Rancho Bernardo High School!

me go fuck yourself

bob its not tuesday yet.

by cuntballsfish July 28, 2012

St. Bernard Sandwich

When you slobber into a girl's ass cheeks like a St. Bernard dog, then you squeeze her cheeks together.

Man, I was trying to give that girl a St. Bernard Sandwich, then she ripped ass in my face.

by Fuckyeah May 20, 2006

Gill St. Bernard's

One of few places in North America where snowballs are fatal, untucked shirts will condemn you, and fun comes to die. But fortunatly, we did produce bobby papazian.

Preppy Kid: Where should we go if we want to look rich, not throw snowballs, and kill off fun?
Another Preppy Kid: I'm way ahead of you. I already have our names on the extensive waiting list for Gill St. Bernard's.

by Preppy Kid April 25, 2006

Bernardsville

A super wealthy town in Somerset County where everybody is a successful doctor, lawyer, or entrepreneur. It is a town of wealth, sophistication, and people who like to showcase the latest showcases of Burberry, Lacoste, and J Crew. The houses are some of the most beautiful mansion estates in the country that such celebrities as Meryl Streep, Whitney Houston, Jackie Kennedy, Marc Ecko, and Mike Tyson, not to mention the Prince of Monaco, have called home. The town has a very quaint downtown with the best bagels in New Jersey at the Bagel Bin. Most people own oceanfront shore houses that they spend most of the summer at. It is such a common occurrence to see a Ferrari, Bugatti, Lamborghini, and Maserati on the road that nobody turns their head at them. Mercedes, Lexus, Audi, BMW, or Rolls Royce are a must. Anything less is frowned upon. The schools are some of the best public schools in the country. It's always entertaining to drive into the high school parking lot to see kids who drive much more expensive cars than the teachers. There are a few spanish people living on the edge of town that mow the lawns, but otherwise everyone ignores them and tries to run them over in the crosswalks for population control.

Typical kids from Bernardsville:

"Poor Girl" = I only have a 20 million dollar trust fund

"Rich Girl" = Well, I have a 50 million dollar trust fund. *rolls eyes* Loser...

"Poor Girl" goes home and cries her eyes out while doing coke

by TheTruthDuhhh September 6, 2010

Bernardstrom

A city in Massachusetts featuring one of the best ZIP codes ever: 01337.

by Trafton September 12, 2003