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bederosexual

one who enjoys sleeping more than sexual intercourse. enjoys many snorgasms. can be shortened to "bedero."
"fuck relationships. i'm bederosexual anyways."

"dude, i had a hot date with twins. twin beds, that is. i'm so bederosexually aroused."
by wetdreamer3000 March 27, 2010
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banana bender

Alternate name for a resident of Queensland, Australia, where bananas grow and people with nothing better to do put a bend in them.
When I win the lottery I'm going to move to Queensland and become a banana bender.
by hinterland August 5, 2003
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Light-bender

A light-bender is a girl so fat that her gravitational pull could actually bend light.
"Man, I'm so fucking horny I could fuck a hole into a slab of granite."

"Well, if worse comes to worst there's a drunken light-bender over there. Look, you can read the sign that's behind her!"

"I guess that'll have to work."
by anonymous April 24, 2010
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Justin Beiber

Gay of the gays. a little canadian buttercup who sounds like he's constipated when he signs. Also, he doesn't want anything to do with Meagan Watson, due to her obsessive nature over his 4 year old ball sack.
"Justin Beiber reminds me of a dying giraffe when he sings"

"Meagan Watson wants Justin Beiber's babies, only Justin Beiber is a baby himself."
by Sunshine647 October 6, 2009
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boner bender

Billy: "You know I go crazy for gumballs man. Well, last easter, I found this egg-shaped piece of candy. I was pretty sure it was a gumball. When I bit into it, though, it was one of those fucking repulsive malt balls! My quaff was so loud that my neighbor called the cops. Those bastards at the malt ball factory always pull that shit."

Darrel: "Talk about a boner bender man. Let's go buy some gumballs"
by bjergen May 24, 2007
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fender-bender

minor car accident

The ¡®fender¡¯ refers to the part of the car¡¯s body that covers the tire.

In a ¡®fender-bender¡¯ there is some damage to a car, but not enough to make it impossible to drive.
I had a fender-bender this morning, so I've got to go to the auto shop.
by Choonik Kwon January 1, 2004
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taco bender

A Mexican. A person of Mexican heritage living in the USA.
Rachel, I'd like you to meet Rico, my favorite taco bender.
by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005
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