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A light-bender is a girl so fat that her gravitational pull could actually bend light.
"Man, I'm so fucking horny I could fuck a hole into a slab of granite."

"Well, if worse comes to worst there's a drunken light-bender over there. Look, you can read the sign that's behind her!"

"I guess that'll have to work."
by MagliteFTW April 24, 2010
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