To wrap a note of choice round your manhood and have a tramp remove it with his mouth comitting begger sex
Had a spare fiver in my pocket and got the urge on the way home from the pub felt like a bit of begger sex
by AVIT March 11, 2007
Get the BEGGER SEX mug.When you push an opposing player into your star goalie in ice hockey, injure him, and let an amazing playoff run go to waste.
by Dean and Brendan April 6, 2009
Get the Bergeron mug.Sticking one’s naked Butt into a defenseless person's face. Ideally the nose of the recipient will rest submerged in the rectum of the one who is performing the "Berger". For full success to be declared there must be visible feces on, or around, the nose of the recipient.
Tim was pinned down, violently attempting to escape, as Michael pulled down his pants and preceded to berger him.
by Michael "The Berger" King March 5, 2009
Get the Berger mug.That dubious distinction given to someone who has amassed a huge amount of knowledge, historical information, or worthless information and can provide said information on demand to fill in gaps, correct ignorance or just annoy others. Can have a lot of expertise and might be smart. He can easily provide information such as:
Almonds are members of the peach family.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Almonds are members of the peach family.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Let's consult BergerPedia when he gets back from lecturing to settle the argument about which planet rotates the most around the sun.
by noanoanoanoa December 12, 2012
Get the Bergerpedia mug.Eagerness to prematurely celebrate ones own birthday, or that of others, due to one of the following conditions: 1) Abject and soul crushing boredom 2) Memory loss brought on by brain fog 3) Wanting to "get in first" ahead of peers on various social media application.
"Jeez, it's not their birthday until next week, a bit beager are we?" ... "I know this reeks of beagerness but shall we have a video chat and a few drinks tonight to celebrate your birthday?"
by London Jax January 6, 2021
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by Hellllloitzzzme462 November 23, 2021
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A berger pot is an old toilet placed in a rotten garden or a scary backyard.
The special thing of that toilet pot is that it is used it as a grill.
Traditionally the Bergers shit out the fire in the pot after use it for grilling.
A berger pot is an old toilet placed in a rotten garden or a scary backyard.
The special thing of that toilet pot is that it is used it as a grill.
Traditionally the Bergers shit out the fire in the pot after use it for grilling.
Oh shit, the Bergers next door are drunk and started barking around in their rotten garden.
They are grilling some kind of shit in their Berger Pot.
They are grilling some kind of shit in their Berger Pot.
by Thomas Jeffson June 27, 2022
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