Puerto Rican beetle fight

When trying to flip your partner over for doggy-style sex is met with great resistance

Heather was down for some drunk fucking, but when I tried to flip her over for doggystyle we ended up having a Puerto Rican beetle fight for 10 mins

by jizzlemcgrizzle August 15, 2011

bertie beetle

possibly THE best chocolate in existence.
Manufactured by the Australian chocolate manufacturer, Nestle.
Also possibly the most popular showbag sold at The Show.

I want a Bertie Beetle showbag!!

by He's the boxman September 24, 2006

ear beetle

A small, wireless ear-piece used in conjunction with a mobile phone. The ear-piece looks like a beetle crawling out of one's ear.

YOU: Did you see that phat new ear beetle from Plantronics?
YOUR FRIEND: Hells yeah!

by thentzel October 23, 2006

beesled

Where someone is 'beesled' out of their mind, under the influence of weed and/or alcohol. You have to be really mashed to be categorised as beesled.

Yeah man, I'm beesled to. Sick.

by Pure Drama August 1, 2011

beetleclip

When a male sticks his thumb in a woman's vagina and his index and middle finger in her butthole.

"Hey, you want a beetleclip?"
"yea, whats that?"
"let me show you... best by example!"

by Ryan Farris November 24, 2004

beetle

1. A very diverse family of insects, including lady bugs, june bugs, and many others.
2. A type of car made by Volkswagen, also called a bug.

1. Look at the pincers on that beetle!
2. Brooke used to drive an old Beetle.

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

Beetle-Rash

An extremely rare skin rash you can only get from violating a dead body that appears on your face, red and in the shape of a Glasgow smile. This is only contagious via transferring sweat or fluids via sex with said individual.

This chick I worked with went to Vegas for the weekend and hooked up with this stripper and totally got beetle-rash. Turns out he worked as a mortician during the day and moonlighted as a stripper and forgot to shower that day, eek!

by Pvt.joekerr* September 30, 2011