Because They Can 

One of the best bands in Australia! They are kickass not to mention the good looks from Jed James Jacko and Eddie

Jed James Jacko Eddie Because They Can

Because They Can by because.elise.can August 21, 2011

Because Science 

The perfect answer to any otherwise un-answererable question.

Why is it so nice outside; because science

Because Science by Science-Why April 12, 2014

because of course 

Phrase:
Meaning that the reason for an occurrence, action, behavior is/should be apparent to involved parties. Popularized on ticket Miami sports shows by D. Lebatard, J. Taylor, etc.

No one thinks the U.S. will win the World Cup...because of course!

because of course by Thatguy4088 June 29, 2014

because I said so 

Some bullshit excuse yo mama use to make you do shit.

Mom: Go do them dishes. Y/N:Why? Mom:Because I said so.

because I said so by ThatRedDragon July 31, 2021

because god hates noobs 

The answer to a question you don't know the answer to. Trust me it works.

Cisco Teacher: David, can you please explain why you should send out an ARP request every time you renew your IP address on a class C network?

Me: ...because god hates noobs!

Cisco Teacher: 10 points on your next test as a bonus!

*we start making out(shes a chick btw, and super fine)*

because god hates noobs by *insert middle finger here* June 22, 2006

Because I bought the bracelet 

When you buy a generic bracelet made of some rubber-like material that comes in different colors. These usually have words on them like "US ARMY" or "HOPE".

I can laugh at autism, because I bought the bracelet.

Because I bought the bracelet by Amounonys June 28, 2010

Because you can't

Something that you cannot do

Me: But dad fighting is fun
Dad: no it isn't
Me: But i want to, so can I please do it
Dad: No son
Me: Why not
Dad: Because you freaking can't CHILD
Me: I hate you
Dad: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T

Because you can't by Sora12344 March 9, 2021