Beat it off

When you are horny but can't do anything about it, so you just masturbate. Or when somebody wants to date you but you are not interested, so you tell them to go masturbate/beat your meat/beat it off.

-So, can I have your number?
-No. Go beat it off

by rolldog81 October 4, 2025

Beating off behind the bush

Synonymous with beating around the bush.

I know there’s something weighing on your mind Johnny, just stop beating off behind the bush and and say it.

by anonymous July 24, 2021

Butter Beat-Off

When you melt a bowl of butter, and pour it on the person's penis and jerk them off with it.

He's so hot I want to give him a butter beat-off.

by DTTHELEGEND May 4, 2025

Beat the shoes off

When a person is fighting with shoes in and walk away without shoes on.

Dang they beat the shoes off that man.

by Shantay March 8, 2022

National beat off day

October 5th is national bear off day to celebrate all the boys

“Yo tmrw Ima beat you off”

“Why”
“It’s national beat off day today”

by Nohomo2369 October 4, 2019

beat-off baguette

The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.

"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"

"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."

by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014

im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock

person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

by nigger\nigga\negro May 5, 2023