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National beat off day

October 5th is national bear off day to celebrate all the boys
“Yo tmrw Ima beat you off

“Why”
“It’s national beat off day today”
by Nohomo2369 October 4, 2019
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Beating off behind the bush

I know there’s something weighing on your mind Johnny, just stop beating off behind the bush and and say it.
by anonymous July 24, 2021
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Beating off behind the bush

Listen Johnny, I know you have some thing weighing on your mind right now, just stop beating off behind the bush and say it.
by anonymous July 24, 2021
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im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock
person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat
by nigger\nigga\negro May 5, 2023
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Beat the shoes off

When a person is fighting with shoes in and walk away without shoes on.
Dang they beat the shoes off that man.
by Shantay March 8, 2022
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Butter Beat-Off

When you melt a bowl of butter, and pour it on the person's penis and jerk them off with it.
He's so hot I want to give him a butter beat-off.
by DTTHELEGEND May 4, 2025
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Beat it off

When you are horny but can't do anything about it, so you just masturbate. Or when somebody wants to date you but you are not interested, so you tell them to go masturbate/beat your meat/beat it off.
-So, can I have your number?
-No. Go beat it off
by rolldog81 October 4, 2025
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