Beardsmith

Any person with the capability of growing a full (luscious) beard, who is also known for capitalizing on said capability.

Check out that bird's nest on Al's face, he sure is one hell of a beardsmith

by hoboknife March 22, 2011

that blows dead bears

when something sucks so far beyond normal. after all, what could suck worse than blowing a dead bear? Not much. Used in Western Canada and parts of Ontario.

"Heard you got busted at the border for pot. that really blows dead bears,eh?"

by Jamie Packham March 7, 2005

do bears shit in the woods?

A saying for of course, what else?, obversely. The same as "is the pope catholic?".

question:"do you want a beer?"
reply:"do bears shit in the woods?"

by willy_114 August 31, 2008

Beardstache

The greatest band on earth. Originally started at American University, this band went on to an illustrious career including three grammys, 10 VMA awards, the Nobel Prize in astrophysics, and a nickelodeon kid's choice award.

"Gandhi ain't got nothing on Beardstache"- Mahatma Gandhi

by Bradgep October 12, 2009

Beardstown

Little lame town in the middle of illinois filled with red necks and wannabe gangsters who think theyre in sur 13!

Are you going to Beardstown? Hopefully those "gangsters" dont shoot you with their BB guns!

by definer818 March 4, 2011

Beardstrap

Bill Ackerman was the inventor of this haircut. You must grow a beard and then shave off all of your hair except a strip connection your beard almost like a lion.

Thats a sweet beardstrap.

by Beardstrap Bill July 13, 2009

beardscape

the act of keeping ones awesome beard neat, tidy, glorious, full of greatness that the Gods Odin, Zeus and Thor would tremble in its epicness.

I think I need to beardscape this weekend because I am starting to look like Chewbacca.

by beardster December 16, 2011