Beach Water 

The water at the beach, commonly referred to as 'the ocean' or 'the sea' by geographical professionals who haven't been on the sauce all week

Lets go chuck it in the .. umm .. y'know .. beach water! Yeah!

Beach Water by Hades January 3, 2003

beach bro 

a guy who goes to the beach and wears a backwards cap, shades, and throws a football around on the beach with the shirt off, or a sleeveless shirt. Sometimes they will intentionally miss a catch so the ball lands by girls and they can flex their muscles to them.

Hey bro, you wanna go to the beach and be beach bros tomorrow?We'll totally pick up chicks

beach bro by brotime July 27, 2010

beach club 

A country club for people who live by the beach. Known for hosting rich, elitist, and predominantly white patrons who look down on non-member guests.

Chad Chaddington: "Hey Zach, let's go to the beach club!"

Zachary P. Chadworth: "Indubitably. Jason, would you care to join us?"

Jason: "Fuck you guys, they judge me hard every time I go in there. Enjoy your Earl Grey tea."

beach club by Merriam Chubster October 23, 2013

beach buzzards 

A Florida name for sea gulls.

Watch out for the beach buzzards, they'll steal your fooď and shit all over you.

beach buzzards by River hippie April 14, 2016

Beach Bob 

Originating from Ark: Survival Evolved, you would originally call someone a Beach Bob if they built a base on a beach. New players would do this, therefore Beach Bob is slang for noob.

Hey guys, lets go raid this feckin beach bob and shit all over his base.

Beach Bob by SwissArmyTaco December 19, 2019

Beach Whore 

n.

1. A sand skank who likes to get banged.

Sam is total Beach Whore!

Beach Whore by longshorebeachwhore August 17, 2011

Beach Fleece 

A think fleece jacket with a hood that zips up. Marketed by Hollister Co.

"Hey Deb, thats a nice beach fleece"

"Yeah! I got it from Hollister the other day!"

Beach Fleece by E Dellz August 1, 2009