susan boyle

The moment of confusion upon facing an individual that appears to be man or woman.

Melanie: "Hey Seth come watch this video! this woman is amazing"

Seth: "Let's see!"

Melanie *plays video of Susan Boyle's audition* "Her voice is so lovely."

Seth: *quite perplexed but continues watching* "Hey Mel is that a man?"

Melanie: *turns up volume* "Shhh! this is the best part"

Seth: *confused* "He's wearing heels? Mel, that's a man right?"

Melanie: "Are you kidding? That's Susan Boyle, she's has a wonderful voice"

Seth: *under his breath* "Damn she is ugly"

by Stop Calling Me A Homo April 24, 2009

boylet

A urinal; a boy's toilet; male version of the 'bidet.'

The boylet in the men's bathroom is out of order.

by boo's mom March 12, 2010

Boyle

Go crazy due to lack of attention or because you lost.

After all the attention at the party I got this weekend, Im now feeling Boyle.

After losing the state championships Ed went Boyle on his team.

by Melissatheidol June 1, 2009

boylemic

A person whose physical attraction to a crush or attractive guy, results in nausea and/or spewing.

Dude, take her to the movies instead of dinner -- she's boylemic.

by BlaizeS October 20, 2007

Boyle's Syndrome

Mental and Physical breakdown following the failure to win a much-hyped reality talent show.

eg. Susan Boyle on 'Britain's got Talent.

Andy: Did you see that Big Brother has-been freakout in Wallmart yesterday?

Tom: Yeah ... Boyle's Syndrome again .. he'll be in a psych ward come Christmas.

by Hangdog68 June 1, 2009

Sean Boyle desperate

When someone is so desperate you get laid they go to such extreme length such as to try and shag a girl while she is on her period

What was Alex like at the party?

He was totally Sean Boyle desperate to get laid

by Therockycocker January 4, 2014

Boyle

1) Alternative name for the sexiest dyke on this planet. A.k.a Xtina, as in "Xtina"- a giant instrument used for shoving up fat hairy ass during intercourse.

2) More commonly, "Boyle" is a term to describe a GINORMOUS pussing zit on your ass, that hurts even to sit down on.

"Meh... This Boyle is killing me!"

or

"Time to shove the "Boyle" in.

by Merderrr January 28, 2008