Texas Barking Spider

The Texas Barking Spider: It is a small spider of extremely minute size, though never seen, it always is know by a bark (soft or loud) and an extremely disgusting smell. Often used to pass off blame when one passes gas.

Dude enough with the ass thunder!

no dude , it was a texas barking spider , i swear i saw it over there in the corner.

by insanedockergang April 8, 2011

Mexican bug-eyed barking rat

A Chihuahua. Not even close to a real dog. They constantly tremble and shiver and lick their dicks.

For decades,breeders and pet stores have been passing off Mexican bug-eyed barking rats as dogs and calling them Chihuahuas

by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011

Dogs are barking

Feet hurt. This is an old expression, typically associated with the South and especially concentrated around the Appalachian Mountain chain. Older usage didn't connote smelly or dirty feet, just sore feet.

There is a brand of shoe called "Hush Puppy" and it's is named that as a reference to the expression, "My dogs are barking." In the case of the shoe, Hush Puppies are supposedly so comfortable they can quiet your puppies - that is, stop your feet from hurting.

After walking the mall all day, my dogs are barking.

by berber carpet bomb August 6, 2012

batin

Short for masturbating.

"Go away! Batin!"

by Brawndo11! October 30, 2008

bathin apes

originally knock off air force ones, now have become popular after soljay boys song i got me some bapes. Made in Japan,A.K.A Bapes

Soulja Boy:I got me some bathin apes

by J3wbag3l December 10, 2006

Barking

A place in east London. When people hear it they singet the song barking.

Girl: hey I live in barking
Boy: I might link my ting from Barking
7am in the morning
She's callin', I'm yawnin'
She's jarrin', no stallin'

by EastLondonGirl December 26, 2018

Barkinson's

Shaky dog syndrome

Dude, is your dog having a seizure?
No man, he's just got barkinson's.

by PandaKhan June 1, 2011