bartanply

Pertaining to, one who leans or is leaning against a van of odd shape or disfiguration.

The dirty old man stopped to bartanply for only a second, before he was yelled at to get back to work.

by travis macdonald January 8, 2008

[barstalking]

bar hopping in order to casually end up in the place where you plan on finding the guy/girl you've been trying to find all night- as inconspicuously as possible.

"man, he's being so sketch. let's go barstalking to see what he's up to and who he's with."

by stellar3456 January 30, 2009

bartard

when somebody becomes impaired (retarded) from eating too many zanex pills, or another over the counter drug

Chris is an absolute bartard!

by Jon Harding February 10, 2007

Bartlow

Bartlow is the last name of a person that knows what's what. In some countries, like the USA, they are regarded as royalty and should be. When you get 2 or more together, the more the better, then the possibilities are endless. Most are available for parties and bar mitzvahs upon request.

Man, that person is awesome, they must be a Bartlow.

by Oramatron March 9, 2009

barbalo

The combination of barbecue sauce and buffalo wing sauce. Combo on the words barbecue and buffalo.

The local bar/restaurant added a new wing flavor, barbalo, to the menu. Its tastes a little like bbq sauce and a little like buffalo wing sauce.

by The wing man June 13, 2008

bartard

Someone who habitually uses Xanax, a antipsychotic perscription drug which interferes with receptors in the brain.
Non-generic Xanax pills are characterized by a linking of four breakable squares in linked a horizantal line, taking on a "bar" like appearance. With key nuertotransmitters blocked off, the behavior of a bartard in question can often be recognized by massive confusion bordering on belligerence. Subject may not be capable of comprehending certain simple concepts, hence the implementation of "tard" as a suffix.

Courteny Love; a large percentage of high school students in Texas and California.

Mike got all quadded out and drove his Prelude off-road on the park running trails to see how far he was jogging a day on his odometer, he's really becoming something of a bartard.

by Nick Beam December 28, 2005

Bartledoo

A nickname or saying for someone who doesn't talk clear in reference to the "mumbles" videos on youtube.

Someone who doesn't talk clear: Heyall I be right day by da doe iffu be need me n chit, aight den.

Other person: Huh?

Bystander 1: I don't know what bartledoo is talking about over there.
Bystander 2: Beats me, I thought he was retarded.

by M2k2ind May 29, 2010