by barnyardbiatch February 21, 2011

Hey Charlie what are you cooking over there?
I'm grillin me up a barnyard buzzard, grab a beer and come over.
I'm grillin me up a barnyard buzzard, grab a beer and come over.
by TheBigK February 3, 2010

The act of forcing assorted random livestock, especially sheep, to stand motionlessly at the fence with their hooves held high
by father guido June 7, 2017

A Barnyard Slushie is when a man vomits, pisses, and shits into a woman's vagina when she's on her period. The man then eats the mixture, which resembles a slushie.
Guy 1: Oh god, I gave my girl a Barnyard Slushie the other day and now her coochie smells horrible.
Guy 2: Hot.
Guy 2: Hot.
by peegobbler420 March 11, 2021

A sex position in which he make lays flat on the bed and the woman gets into the splits position on top and spins like windmill.
by Slokin9 March 1, 2018
