The barbarian night watch

The barbarian night watch is when you or someone else glues there pubic hair to their chest, puts on a thong and watch’s people through their windows at night.

Did you hear about the man that got 10 years in prison for committing The barbarian night watch.

by Norplu February 28, 2021

The Nutty Barbarian

This act includes the following: You and your partner are heating things up, you tell them you need to "freshen up" in the restroom. You proceed to take the nastiest shit you can WITHOUT wiping. You run to the bed and sit on her face you then violently rub your non wiped ass and nuts up and down her face.

After along day of shopping with the wife and bad mexican food, she wanted to try on her new lingerie so I knew she was in for The Nutty Barbarian.

by Raydingess November 29, 2011

bare hand barbarian

1. A Dude that beats his cock dry.

“Dude we ran out of lotion I guess were going to have to be bare hand barbariana”

by SuperJetSet December 4, 2022

the barbarian

While doing a chick doggy style, right before you blow your load, you unsheathe your broadsword and cut her head off. Afterwards, pull out and blow it in the resulting neck hole. You must then take the head and bring it to your village elder for meat.

Bob is so good at the barbarian! He's got 15 pounds of meat this week.

by 3411Z April 9, 2007

Colon the Barbarian

Another term for a faggot who loves sticking his cock up other blokes arses. After the film Conan the Barbarian

Look at Gary checking Michael out, he's a right Colon the Barbarian

by London_Ad October 6, 2006

Golrath the Barbarian

A Rallos Zek worshiping barbarian born in Halas. One of the four members of the Quartet of Bones. Golrath loves to eat bones.

Golrath the Barbarian shouted, "I WILL EAT YOUR BOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!"

by God the Barbarian October 19, 2003

Angry Barbarian Butt Sex

When the penis is in the partners butt and you body slam your partner on the ground while you are on top repetitively with you penis still in the butt.

Joe: Damn, my dick has never been so sore.
Nick: Why is it sore?
Joe: Me and Monica had angry barbarian butt sex last night.
Nick: Holy shit! dude forget about your dick is she ok?

Joe: I don't know but she is in the hospital.

by Lilchunks September 1, 2013