Barack

The best-of-both shade of brown, akin to the dear president. Fits in the Dulux colour chart; somewhere inbetween 'cafe creme' and 'corrugated card'.

'Did you see that guy's Barack?'
'Hell yeah, that's no Piz Buin!'

by Anita Diamant October 4, 2009

Barack Hussein Obama

The first black president in the history of the United States. If he succeeds (fixes ecomony, calms middle east etc.), he will go down as the greatest president of all time, at least to democrats. If he fails, he will go down as the "muslim" who ruined america, even though hes not actually muslim.

If he succeeds: "Barack Hussein Obama is a god! a god i say!"

Fails: "Barack Hussein Obama was probabaly a secret muslim who wanted to destroy America."

by Mischievous Rivous February 28, 2009

barackeisha

Barackeisha is a black bad girl don’t get on her bad side she will slap you hard Barackeisha is also a girl who knows what she wants and will always gets in trouble she’s a bad ass and has a boyfriend who plays football or basketball Barackeisha is beautiful and strong is you don’t mess with her she will always be there for you and support you Barackeisha is also very funny and has a lot of friends, she may look mean or stuck up but she’s not most of the time

Guy 1: is that Barackeisha?
Guy 2: yeah, I’ve heard she’s funny and nice

by Addiejsmith July 6, 2018

Barackaholic

Someone who is obssesed with the idea of Barack Obama being president.

Anyone who cares enough about their democratic political beliefs to wear cheesie Barack Obama t-shirt or plaster it on the back of their of their Subaru.

Venise is a total barackaholic with her barack watch, barack chain, barack hat, barack t-shirt and her "hope and change" tatoo.

by MrNiceGuy01 December 15, 2008

Barack Cock

The feeling of bewilderment a woman feels, when she rascistly expects a black man to be well hung, and he is only average (five inches or less) sized.

Joyce: I expected Jamal to be meaty, but his Irish heritage showed up in his crotch. I've gotten deeper penetration from a maxi pad.

Cheryl: Oh, you mean tampon?

Joyce: I mean maxi pad, a total Barack Cock. I bet your clit is longer.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010

Barack

From the Hebrew biblical name Barak, meaning lightning . Name of a military commander in the Old Testament

In the Old Testament, Barack must have been a strong commander because his name means lightning.

by bluejean December 15, 2008

barack

Barack ("Bar-ACH"): verb

1) To screw something up beyond what was thought to have been the upper limit of screw-ups. FUBAR on steroids.

2) To commit a massive cluster fk and blame someone else for it
3) To FUBAR something and then pretend that it's working.
4) To FUBAR something and then lie about it.
5) To twerk an entire country all at once.

barack; baracked; baracking;

The pilot did a barack when he flew the plane into the mountain.

by Harry The Cat December 7, 2013