Alabama baptism

When you’re hitting it from behind, you tell them to turn around like you’re gonna splooge, and you karate chop a packet of Mayonnaise in their face.

I had to switch churches after I gave the pastors daughter an Alabama Baptism, and temporarily blinded her.

by MartonB April 3, 2022

baptism of fire

johnny thought he was bisexual, until he got his baptism of fire!
now he's vaginally fucking all the local broads.

by t'quan February 12, 2006

The first fart one excretes after a shower, dirtying the anus once again. Usually happens within five minutes of exit from shower.

Ed and John were standing in the room when I came back from the shower and farted. "Oh man there was the baptism fart."

by DATGAS January 17, 2012

Verb. The action of applying baby oil, or similar lubricant, to ones penis, and subsequently slapping said penis against a mates forehead.

Call me a priest because I gave that chick a baby oil baptism.

by Emperor.T.Rump April 19, 2017

Having sex on a frozen lake, preferably on one in Alaska

"Man, my butt got stuck to the ice during that Alaskan Baptism."

Basically having intercourse in a swimming pool and leaving an aftertaste of semen for the next person that swims.

Baptism by Semen is FRICKING reviving bruh.

by Oknothanks April 25, 2015

A Puerto Rican Baptism is when a Puerto Rican jizzes onto your forehead

The woman would not swallow, so she agreed to recieve a Puerto Rican Baptism

by Greig812 February 6, 2011