Matt: Boy, I really wish Adam could have made the trip.
George: Me too, but nothing a hot tub baptism can't fix!
<All the guys cheer and do gay stuff and keep it a secret>
George: Me too, but nothing a hot tub baptism can't fix!
<All the guys cheer and do gay stuff and keep it a secret>
by Hot tuib harry February 23, 2012
When in New York City, while it is raining and you are standing on a corner; a NYC Taxi passes by and splashes water from a large puddle onto you- soaking over 20% of your clothes.
by Toliman December 11, 2017
When someone is under the influence of so many demons, that the only way to save them is taking them out of their misery.
“Dude, did you hear about that kid who was possessed with 75 demons? They had to give his ass a 12 Gauge Baptism."
"that's fucked, man."
"that's fucked, man."
by Thiccimus Prime January 25, 2023
When two ghost love each other very much. One ghost shits all over the other ghost face and body cleansing is soul of impurities and replacing it with love.
Tokey: "Hey Bitch, its my birthday next week. I hope youre ready for your Boo Boo Baptism"
Richard:"Yes daddy Tokey thank you for this delicious opportunity"
Richard:"Yes daddy Tokey thank you for this delicious opportunity"
by FuckYouRichardLickMyBalls August 2, 2019
When you're at a party and someone's throwing up in the bathroom, you grab the back of their head and stick it into the toilet!
by Seamus McCoy March 14, 2013
When a woman inadvertently gives birth directly into a seldom-emptied, diarrhea-splattered porta potty.
Joaquin is messed up in the head. Probably has to do with the fact that he received a Traditional Mexican Baptism when he was born.
by MinMax123 July 12, 2022
I found a hornets nest on the trailer, so I ran inside and grabbed my Oxygen Torch.
They weren't expecting that Baptism by Fire!
They weren't expecting that Baptism by Fire!
by Derram_Desangue August 13, 2019