Hobligorian bagpipe

When you are about to cum and she squeezes your balls and then makes a bagpipe noise

I am going to give u a hobligorian bagpipe!

by Grapes just grapes September 7, 2016

Bitch Boppin'

1. To go out boolin'
2. A strange gremilin ritual dance

Look at Haley bitch boppin'.

by bitch boppin babe January 30, 2017

baby oil baptism

Verb. The action of applying baby oil, or similar lubricant, to ones penis, and subsequently slapping said penis against a mates forehead.

Call me a priest because I gave that chick a baby oil baptism.

by Emperor.T.Rump April 19, 2017

Westboro Baptist Church

A group of people that dare to call themselves a Church. OBVIOUSLY they haven't read the Bible. Sent to hell, stop teaching your kids that stuff.

Westboro Baptist Church: YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!

Me: WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING, GO READ THE BIBLE! STOP ALIENATING PEOPLE!

by Big_Ranter July 3, 2009

Playing the Bagpipes

Coined from How I Met Your Mother, Future Ted mentions the time new upstairs neighbors moved in, and proceeded to have loud sex on a regular basis, which he euphemistically describes as "playing the bagpipes" to his children. (November 2, 2009). It also can refer to f**k or f**king.

Ted- "Shut the bagpipes up!"

Robin- "They're still playing the bagpipes!"

by Raiken June 16, 2010

Westboro Baptist Church

A Church that believes God hates everyone but themselves and who are a bunch or crackpots. These people believe that when military men and woman die it was God's wrath because America is too tolerant towards homosexuals. They believe 911 and Tsunamis were and are blessings and America is doomed.

In other words they believe utter and complete bullshit

Friend one: "Hey i go to the Westboro Baptist Church"
Friend two: "God loves everyone you know that right"
Friend one: "Bullshit, he only loves those of us who are saved in the church"
Friend two: "Dumbass"

by MadeHartt April 14, 2010

bamping

excrement, pooh, faeces, droppings,

whoops, I've stepped in a bamping

by Ivan Bagerov May 13, 2005