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Balloon

A balloon filled with nitrous oxide, or NOS (laughing gas). You can usually find balloon dealers outside parties, raves, music festivals or other such gatherings. As soon as people hear a dealer inflating a balloon they flock round them like sheep. Balloons are the second most popular drug in the UK (aside from weed). Also goes by the name of Hippy crack.
Dealer: You came to buy balloons bruv?
Client: Yea man (hands over cash)
Dealer: Calm G, this is 100% medical grade NOS. This shit'll make you trip. (Loudly inflates balloon)
by dankcuddlybear October 29, 2018
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ballon-knot

The anus. It resembles a ballon knot.
Her ballon-knot was so tight I couldn't get a pinky in there.
by poohbar January 31, 2010
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Blue Balls Bailout

When a friend has sex with you for the sole purpose of relieving you of your prolonged case of blue balls.
He hasn't had sex in months, you should give him a blue balls bailout.
by Mystic-X October 4, 2009
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balloon dick

When your dick is small and pathetic looking in it's normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.
I should let you know right now, I have a balloon dick.
by Alex Stockwell November 5, 2006
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Mr. Balloon Hands

"Who's this guy? Mr. Balloons...Mr. Balloon Hands. No way"
by FlyntLarry April 6, 2010
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glass balloon

My heart just burst like a glass balloon
by marmelhal January 28, 2016
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