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Turtle-Baiter

The act of masturbating whilst your busting for a shit so bad it's "Turtle Necking" out of your asshole
"Mate, Gary said he had a Turtle-Baiter in bed last night and he got some on the sheets"
by Flabanaga Noongah July 14, 2024
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master baiter

A troll of extremely high skill who manages to either instigates or engages in flame wars or controversy on a ridiculous scale, especially while putting an either absurdly low or high amount of effort into the task.
Sarah: OMG! My instagram page has been banned, a riot happened at my party and we've been arrested all because Jeff commented on my post!

Sarah's lawyer: Yup, that sounds like something a true master baiter such as Jeff would do...
by Mr Squiggles March 4, 2024
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Master baiter

A master baiter is a person who's a master at baiting; fishing, hunting, etc.

A baiter who has mastered the arts of baiting. Used commonly among peers when there is a successful fishing session.
Master baiter: Dude! Did you see that load that just went up?

Dude: Hell yeah, that was a lot of fish. You're really a master baiter by now!
by skkkys March 22, 2024
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