Taco bail

Leaving an event or gathering in order to get some Taco Bell.
"Hey man, this party is pretty lame. Let's Taco bail."
by phagyna January 23, 2012
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bail the canoe

when a woman takes a piss
Ann excuses herself to go bail the canoe every Thursday just before lunch.
by 2ibmdicks November 19, 2009
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bail bondsman

at times your very best friend. one who always accepts collect calls from jail.

I need your booking number for the bail bondsman to get you out.
by purpaorchid March 03, 2009
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Bro Bail

1.
Chris: Hey dude, you still want to go grab some grub?

Nate: Sorry man, change of plans. I'm just going to jack off to some gay porn.

Chris:...You fucking bro bailer.


2.

Scott: Ian, didn't Nate say he was coming to our kegger tonight?

Ian: No, he decided to stay in to watch the Gossip girls marathon with his gf.

Scott: Wow, what a douche.

Cory: He's like the unholy king of bro bailing.
by FortyLicks March 16, 2009
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Tinkur Bail

a beautiful, sexy, smart female whos different from any girl n a positive way u will want to b wit her forevr
my chick is so Tinkur Bail
by K00lKat April 15, 2010
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Sebastian Bails

Donald Trumps Son but no one could know because people will start 9/11 in 4/20. He tells People he puts on makeup but he doesn’t the skin that he says is real isn’t real that’s the makeup. He was born an Orange. The secret is out... He hangs out with under age girls
Sebastian Bails is a orange...
by AlyssaRoseeeee March 10, 2019
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Bail-den

Agreeing to an event or function well in advance and leaving it until the last minute to cancel, subsequently fucking up your friends plans. Usually sent via non verbal means and comprising of multiple but equally pathetic excuses
Mike: Think I'm going to have to give tonight a miss mate. I'm shattered and I don't think I can really afford another night out this week as I'm meant to be putting a deposit down on a house next week. Could maybe do the pub at the weekend though.

Adam: Classic Bail-den.
by Baghead November 22, 2012
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