crusty bagpipe

When a chick with a tracheostomy is blowing you and she inhales right when you come and the spooge comes out her throat hole and dribbles on your nuts. It's a crusty bagpipe with tartar sauce if there's boogers in it.

That bitch gave me a crusty bagpipe and she didn't even lick my balls off after.

by analangus December 5, 2017

Russian Bagpipe

An alcoholic drink consisting of a shot glass half filled with vodka (Russian) and half with Scotch whisky.
This shot combines the smooth, complex and aromatic flavours of Scotch and the pure, clear, uplifting elements of vodka to make a delicious beverage that is the best of both worlds. Often consumed before a night out on the town as it provides much needed sustenance for the night ahead. Will get the drinker quite shitfaced if drunk in copious quantities. Can also induce vomiting in those with weak stomachs.

1.
Damien: Man let's do another Russian Bagpipe! They're delicious.

2.
Damien: I'm so fucking hungover, i shouldn't have had all those Russian Bagpipes...

by slutmeister June 1, 2009

flaming bagpipe

the act of fornicating after applying hot sauce to your scrotum

i play a mean flaming bagpipe

by the real poop ninja January 11, 2009

playing the bagpipes

To have one gay male stick his penis in the other man's arm pit

Ryan and Joe were playing the bagpipes all night.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

Devils Bagpipes

Verb : To Play The Devil's Bagpipes: the never ending struggle of playing with your balls during the adverts of a soft core porn on telly trying to keep yourself aroused and erect yet without spilling your load over a date-line commercial.

i was playing the devils bagpipes

by GregL May 28, 2006

Bagpipes united

A made-up band you can blame everything on.

Jake: Man, the US has had some hard times lately.
Jack: Its because of Bagpipes United

by Thundah_Jack April 29, 2015

Scottish Bagpipe

The act of ejaculating into a bagpipe and shoving it down a woman's esophagus or anal cavity with great force while attempting to play a song on the instrument.

Sarah: You know that new Scottish kid? He Scottish Bagpiped me SO hard last night.
Jessica: Oh my god yah, he Scottish bagpiped me in the ass!
Sarah: The weird thing was he actually played a song too.
Jessica: Ya he's a dirty fuck if you ask me.

by xXx_Nut_Meme_xXx November 30, 2016