Last night I broken bagpiped my girlfriend and I splooged all over her stomach!
I love doing the broken bagpipe, it makes me feel all tingly inside of my genitals.
I love doing the broken bagpipe, it makes me feel all tingly inside of my genitals.
by Britta and Kurt August 11, 2007
An alcoholic drink consisting of a shot glass half filled with vodka (Russian) and half with Scotch whisky.
This shot combines the smooth, complex and aromatic flavours of Scotch and the pure, clear, uplifting elements of vodka to make a delicious beverage that is the best of both worlds. Often consumed before a night out on the town as it provides much needed sustenance for the night ahead. Will get the drinker quite shitfaced if drunk in copious quantities. Can also induce vomiting in those with weak stomachs.
This shot combines the smooth, complex and aromatic flavours of Scotch and the pure, clear, uplifting elements of vodka to make a delicious beverage that is the best of both worlds. Often consumed before a night out on the town as it provides much needed sustenance for the night ahead. Will get the drinker quite shitfaced if drunk in copious quantities. Can also induce vomiting in those with weak stomachs.
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Damien: Man let's do another Russian Bagpipe! They're delicious.
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Damien: I'm so fucking hungover, i shouldn't have had all those Russian Bagpipes...
Damien: Man let's do another Russian Bagpipe! They're delicious.
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Damien: I'm so fucking hungover, i shouldn't have had all those Russian Bagpipes...
by slutmeister June 1, 2009
by the real poop ninja January 11, 2009
by Anonymous May 8, 2003
Verb : To Play The Devil's Bagpipes: the never ending struggle of playing with your balls during the adverts of a soft core porn on telly trying to keep yourself aroused and erect yet without spilling your load over a date-line commercial.
by GregL May 24, 2006
The act of ejaculating into a bagpipe and shoving it down a woman's esophagus or anal cavity with great force while attempting to play a song on the instrument.
Sarah: You know that new Scottish kid? He Scottish Bagpiped me SO hard last night.
Jessica: Oh my god yah, he Scottish bagpiped me in the ass!
Sarah: The weird thing was he actually played a song too.
Jessica: Ya he's a dirty fuck if you ask me.
Jessica: Oh my god yah, he Scottish bagpiped me in the ass!
Sarah: The weird thing was he actually played a song too.
Jessica: Ya he's a dirty fuck if you ask me.
by xXx_Nut_Meme_xXx December 1, 2016
by Thundah_Jack April 29, 2015