Dude1: you want to go eat something later?
Dude2: no man, i think i'll skip I'm having a bad food day, I ate all kinds of shitty food today.
Dude1: been there
Dude2: no man, i think i'll skip I'm having a bad food day, I ate all kinds of shitty food today.
Dude1: been there
by FrankieQ7 February 18, 2011
Get the bad food daymug. A BDD is the opposite of a GDD (good dick day). This is a man's worse nightmare when he is thinking about pulling his manhood out in front of his friends or a girl. Guys can do an assessment of their dick by looking/grabbing shortly and can determine whether or not he is going to wish he never pulled his johnson out. But let's be honest, every guy has BDDs, we just try to limit the exposure of them so that our buddies don't think we have a micropenis! Causes of BDDs can include the cold, nervousness, post gym, just got out of the pool, being repulsed by a fat sow of a woman, or if you are just being a fucking cuck.
B- "Damn bro check this shit out, my dick is saggin' and looks good as fuck right now!"
K- "Wow! That is a nice, flaccid looking cock, man! I wish mine looked that big..."
B- "Ah don't say that man, we all have BDDs. It's all dependent on the kind of day you're having."
K- "Well I guess I've had a BDD for the past 8 months because my wife never wants to let me have sex with her. When I try to she just laughs and says 'Is it in yet?' Then she invites Michael over and he beats that shit up..."
B- "That's fucking why you cuck, you've turned yourself into a BDD having loser. LMAO"
K- "What causes BDDs bro? I need to have sex with my wife!"
B- "Well BDDs or bad dick days, is when your cock is not looking its finest and it looks like a Hershey kiss. They can be caused by a good pump from the gym, being cold, or in your case, just being a cuckboy beta male sissy dick."
K- "Do you want to fuck my wife?"
B- "Bro..."
BDD (bad dick day) :(
K- "Wow! That is a nice, flaccid looking cock, man! I wish mine looked that big..."
B- "Ah don't say that man, we all have BDDs. It's all dependent on the kind of day you're having."
K- "Well I guess I've had a BDD for the past 8 months because my wife never wants to let me have sex with her. When I try to she just laughs and says 'Is it in yet?' Then she invites Michael over and he beats that shit up..."
B- "That's fucking why you cuck, you've turned yourself into a BDD having loser. LMAO"
K- "What causes BDDs bro? I need to have sex with my wife!"
B- "Well BDDs or bad dick days, is when your cock is not looking its finest and it looks like a Hershey kiss. They can be caused by a good pump from the gym, being cold, or in your case, just being a cuckboy beta male sissy dick."
K- "Do you want to fuck my wife?"
B- "Bro..."
BDD (bad dick day) :(
by CoolHandLuke567 March 27, 2023
Get the BDD (bad dick day) :(mug. Bad bologna was first used in 2015 in a manufacturing facility in Western Massachusetts. Bad bologna day is a work call out excuse that is covert for a mental health day for when you just need a day off to get away for it all. There is no such thing as bad bologna.
Bad Bologna Day
You: I won't be in today, I think I had some bad bologna.
Boss: Ok, great. I hope you feel better.
You: I won't be in today, I think I had some bad bologna.
Boss: Ok, great. I hope you feel better.
by badbolognawesternmass November 04, 2022
Get the Bad Bologna Daymug. Those days when your handbag is so messy that you are scared someone you don't know will accidentlily notice and think that you are a total mess.
by E.Fjortoft July 18, 2007
Get the Bad bag daymug. When your mascara is not cooperating and you wipe it off and restart a bunch of times and still can’t get it to look good
by Cry$t4l_B1tch724 April 25, 2022
Get the Bad mascara daymug. by 1x2x3x4 White Yo October 01, 2022
Get the International Breaking Bad daymug. A holiday made by Emazo.
Every November 23rd, Emazo will ping the entire server to say Skinny is bad, now what is the difference between him saying this on the holiday, vs him saying it on a daily basis like he already does? Absolutely nothing.
Every November 23rd, Emazo will ping the entire server to say Skinny is bad, now what is the difference between him saying this on the holiday, vs him saying it on a daily basis like he already does? Absolutely nothing.
Skinny on 11-23-20, at 13:50: “Is there an official today?”
Emazo on 11-23-20, at 13:51: “ As a matter of fact yes! it is official skinny is bad day! 🥳”
Emazo on 11-23-20, at 13:51: “ As a matter of fact yes! it is official skinny is bad day! 🥳”
by ThePsycho— November 23, 2020
Get the Official Skinny Is Bad Daymug.