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baboon ass 

Sonbodys face because they are ugly.
What are you gonna do for a face when that baboon wants his ass back?
baboon ass by Paul April 9, 2004

Baboon Penis

When a dude's penis looks bright red on the head like a baboons buttocks.
Sally: "OMG last night I gave Roby head for the first time, ROBY has a baboon penis!"

Mary: "NO WAY!?"
Baboon Penis by sex educator November 16, 2011

Baboon Suck 

The most horrible noise that can occur when someone is getting a blowjob.
Did you see that cwb at the party last night?

Yeah she was totally giving that guy a baboon suck.
Baboon Suck by Charles Norris IV January 3, 2010

Baboon pussy 

The swollen and raw appearance of the vaginal area after hours of vigorous copulation.
He fucked me real good; I got that baboon pussy.
Baboon pussy by NikiMaria April 9, 2018

baboon heart 

when you squeeze your sack and the balls pop out of the other side really tight and shiny and veiny. often done on bus rides
dang, azmi's baboon heart is so small!

Baboon Butt 

When you smack your girlfriends ass during sex making it red. Usually gotten while having sex doggy-style. However, Baboon Butt can be gotten any time a female's ass is slapped making it a bright red color.
Dammit, Harold you smacked my ass too hard! You gave me baboon butt, again!
Baboon Butt by biff4tuna June 29, 2011