bacon 

a dead pig ( cop)

Jake greased those two pigs to bacon cuz the stole his cheedah.

bacon by jake groen March 22, 2004

bacon 

1: (proper)Food product derived from swine.
2: (slang) Currency.

1: Yo, Marla, can I get me some bacon wi' dese pancakes?
2: Man, I need some bacon, I'm-a hit the machines like a demolition derby.

bacon by massakist April 27, 2004

bacon 

one who makes use of the technology of superficial skin color enhancing to the point where such a person develops a dual-toned skin color. no long classified as a "caucasian with a tan", this person has now taken on the texture and hue of "bacon."

dayum!! dijoo see huh faceee? she looks like bacon!

bacon by not bitter. March 23, 2005

Bacon 

Meaty strips of porky goodness which take far to long to prepare compared to how much of it you get, but daaaaamn, it's worth it.

For health reasons, I tried to cut back on bacon by living without it for one month.
I was not a happy camper that month.

Bacon by Bowes December 28, 2005

Bacon 

Email that you've signed up for, but now it clutters your inbox. Not spam, but bacon.

I need to unsubscribe from these email lists cuz I got too much bacon in my inbox.

Bacon by tlaffer December 16, 2009

Bacon 

FUCK-YEA

AMERICA is almost as good as bacon

Bacon by the burnsite April 16, 2010

Bacon 

The food of the Gods.

Poseidon: "Hey Zeus, what're you cookin' for dinner tonight?"

Zeus: "Bacon, of course."

Bacon by Jimgaffigan January 25, 2010