Austrian Roulette

suicide; unlike Russian Roulette, this one uses push-fed firearms to ensure every trigger pull is a winner
"Hey dude how's it going at your cousins' wedding?"
"I'm into my 13th glass and none of the single girls will hold a conversation with me. I'm going to die alone."
"Don't sweat it, they don't know what they're missing out on. Instead of sulking there why don't we go bar hopping tonight?"
"Nah, I think I'll just play Austrian Roulette..."
by MahNamehJEF March 07, 2022
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Austrian Painter'd

Being forced to kill your self
Bc Uglydolf Nastyler (or Adolf Hitler if your dumb) killer himself
Person 1:Yo Jimmy what happened to Fritz? (Fritz was a nickname for Nazi POW's in ww2
Jimmy:I Austrian Painter'd him.
Person 1:Oh lord.
by Paxso-Africano March 09, 2024
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Austrian minster

The sensual act of decantering luke warm water into one's partners mouth and continuing to dip your testicals into their upturned opened mouth as they gargle your balls like a testicuzzi
Babe can you give me an Austrian minster
by Bartek. January 08, 2024
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Austrian table tennis

A game where two or more people fill ten gallon containers with horse seman,pig seman,feces,Don Julio, red paint, marijuana honey mustard, toe nail clippings, cough syrup, cinnamon, luarys seasoned salt, methamphetamine, bublé sparkling water, period blood, urine, sweat, glass shards, contaminated Lake water, and bacon bits.The players then dump the mixture on a ping pong table with the Austrian flag painted on it. The players must then give each other rainbow kisses, and then whoever lasts the longest wins and must kill the other players with a luger pistol and wait till their body's begin to decay,then with the assistance of an unwilling third participant, munt the losing players while all of Graduation by Kanye West plays on JBL speakers specifically ten feet away from the body.
Me Anthony and David played some Austrian table tennis last week after we jumped at the community center.
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Austrian Checkerboard

When you self-harm in a checkerboard pattern and clean up with a tissue.
Did you see that emo's Austrian Checkerboard?
by ambernumerouno October 18, 2023
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Austrian Death Machine

Arnold Schwarzenegger's death metal band with albums such as Brutal, Double Brutal, Triple Brutal, and A Brutal Christmas.
"Dude, did you hear about Arnold's new band?"
"Yeah, Austrian Death Machine rocks!"
by gbrodee April 10, 2015
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Austrian House Party

The act of shoving sub woofers up your ass on full blast, vibrating your anal cavity and destroying you butthole.
Damn! Mark gave himself an Austrian House Party last night and he's still in hospital getting his prolapsed anus repaired.
by mr. Iamsodamnsick January 23, 2013
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