austrian toaster strudel

When a guy fucks another guy in the ass until his dick is nice and warm then the other guy jizzes on his dick then sucks it off.

An fegit: "I totally gave Jack an Austrian toaster strudel last night"

by Bdubs13 April 24, 2014

austrian handjob

When someone is giving you a handjob, and begins spinning your dick like a helicopter's rotor, at which point you scream "Get to the chopper now" at them in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice.

"Yo Brittany was stroking me off last week and it turned into an Austrian handjob. She said my accent needed work"

by CaillouSwagDick April 26, 2016

Asterisk RP

Asterisk RP: Like normal Roleplaying, but the use of asterisks at the beginning and end of the post, signifying that a post has been made.

*submits a definition to Urban Dictionary about Asterisk RP*

by Snake June 18, 2006

Austrianism

Austrian economics.

Personal financial responsibility is austrianism

Austrianism is in exile

by Cerebrex May 19, 2022

Austrian Painter

Substitute for "Hitler". Used on YouTube, facebook and other social media platforms who seem to have no grasp of what "historical" or "satirical" means. And no, neo-nazis don't get to use this excuse.

Person 1: Remember that famous meme of wide Putin walking?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Now we have wide Austrian Painter walking.
Person 2: Austrian Painter? Who cares abo-... Oh, wait... I get it.

by mancyclopediac July 21, 2022

asterisk

A symbol used almost only for replacing the vowels in a curse word by those who are too scared to type the real word.

use of the asterisk:
b*tch, f*ck, f*g, sh*t, *ssh*le, qu**r, wh*re

by Your seudonym November 10, 2009

austrian

Someone who likes shagging Goats in their high mountains. Also is crap at snowboardering and computer games

Who's that person shagging a goat.... oh he must be austrian

by Zey October 22, 2003