Splitting the atom

when two guys jack off facing each other and blow at the same time, the jizz collides and splits the atom!! if you miss then its all downhill from there

nicko and damo were splitting the atom last night after a wonderful docking session and moonlight dinner

by Roskito November 5, 2010

Children of Atom

Kesler's Church of the Children of Atom, most often shortened to the Children of Atom or the Church of the Children of Atom, is a religious group which believes in two core concepts; Kesler's Theory and the belief of Atom as an omnipotent being, an otherworldly force, or elsewise. Atom is seen as an entity of pure creation and so is not seen as an omniscient being.

Person 1: I can't believe those wacko Children of Atom worship atomic bombs.
Person 2: They don't worship atomic bombs, they simply see the bombs as a force of creation instead of destruction you nincompoop.

by cucumberishot January 20, 2022

i dont know you from atom

not knowing someone at all - to be more precise, not knowing someone even at the very infinitesimal atomic level.

"yo brah whuh chu jarking?"

Shit man, i dont know you from atom

by Jar-King March 30, 2010

alameda atom bomb

a drink native to Alameda California involving budweiser, nyquil, coffee and pretty much whatever shit you find laying around

"the guy asked for an double A bomb and his tongue caught on fire!"

by Ricky Sakahura July 9, 2005

Bulgarian Atom Bomb

when someone is sleeping and you stand over them and release a watery shit all over the sleeping individual

Nick perfromed the bulgarian atom bomb on Jordon.

by fcyobo July 25, 2012

split the atom

Term; Used to describe a person, usually a female, as being likely to put on weight or get fat as she ages or when she gets older in age.

Term was developed as a metaphor relating to the energy 'expansion' that is created when a uranium atom is split which figuratively describes the 'expansion' of a woman's figure.

"That chick is so sexy, but she's going to split the atom when she gets older"

by JonDMA August 20, 2006

black atom

Its a black guy with unusually small member in his/her (at this point we can’t tell) genital region.

Yea he was really disappointing . He’s a black atom

by White crayon May 20, 2018