A fellow with developed skills of not being persuaded by a stripper or coniving woman for trickery or bilking money.
He smoothly played his pimp assistant on that ho. She shut the f-up and walked away. No games there bro!
by T_rump_supporter May 18, 2016

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by eekalana June 2, 2021

A position filled by a person that has no other purpose except to perform specific duties for their boss.
ie: sucking, fucking, and bending over the table...
ie: sucking, fucking, and bending over the table...
Boss: Sara, as my personal assistant, why don't you come into my office and file something for me.
Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in, let me just put on some lip gloss...
Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in, let me just put on some lip gloss...
by Hans Flogmeoff March 31, 2009

by horny lepard March 29, 2010

The term used for the 1999 NFL Blitz sony playstation game when a game starts to get out of hand and the losing team miraculously starts scoring and causing turnovers. When this happens it is due to Computer assistance. Once a team is up 14 pts computer assistance will cause the losing team to score, and it is inevitable.
McCabe was smoking T at NFL Blitz 41-28 and then out of no where he gave up 3 interceptions lost the game. McCabe blamed the loss totally on Computer Assistance.
by McCabe March 3, 2004

When you get away with murder and/or commit a potentially bloody act without shedding a single drop of blood.
Bro, I totally got a Manitowoc Assist this weekend when I my arm was cut off, like all the way off and there should've been blood, EVERYWHERE, but I didn't leave any DNA behind. Zero blood. Zero DNA. Literally NONE. Everyone keeps saying, wait, your arm was cut ALL THE WAY OFF and there's not blood?! You got a Manitowoc Assist.
by Lil Big Stuff April 22, 2016

by Secondary Metabolite May 27, 2022
