When a guy's hands are full and he has to pee, then asks his girl to hold it for him.
Brandon got a golden assist after Homecoming because he was holding her purse.
by UnknownNumero1 October 7, 2008
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A fellow with developed skills of not being persuaded by a stripper or coniving woman for trickery or bilking money.
He smoothly played his pimp assistant on that ho. She shut the f-up and walked away. No games there bro!
by T_rump_supporter May 19, 2016
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A position filled by a person that has no other purpose except to perform specific duties for their boss.
ie: sucking, fucking, and bending over the table...
Boss: Sara, as my personal assistant, why don't you come into my office and file something for me.

Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in, let me just put on some lip gloss...
by Hans Flogmeoff November 18, 2008
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One (usually a female) who will massage your cock for a given amount of money, or cocaine.
Jim is lonely this evening, so hes going to buy a relaxation assistant to easy is lonlyness
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The term used for the 1999 NFL Blitz sony playstation game when a game starts to get out of hand and the losing team miraculously starts scoring and causing turnovers. When this happens it is due to Computer assistance. Once a team is up 14 pts computer assistance will cause the losing team to score, and it is inevitable.
McCabe was smoking T at NFL Blitz 41-28 and then out of no where he gave up 3 interceptions lost the game. McCabe blamed the loss totally on Computer Assistance.
by McCabe March 3, 2004
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To use your fingers as a last result.
Linda: You said it was bigger

Man: 'Pulls out fingers'

Linda: 5min later* Grinning from cheek to cheek after the assistive fingers.
by Diddly dong June 25, 2014
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