Assshacked

Identical twins who have been born conjoined by the buttox

Did u see the baby pic of Marlene's twins? They came out assshacked.

by Winthrop Rutherford March 17, 2021

ASSKICKER

One of the best webcomics ever.

"Dude. ASSKICKER is amazing. The Biker is always doing something stupid."

by lolwtf2030204200 January 20, 2023

The Coles assfucker

When someone is dared to run naked through coles, grab a roast chicken out of the heating box, and fuck it in the ass until one's dick is red and burnt.

" Yo, will told me this story one time of when his frat friends dared him to bang a chicken in a coles, everybody's calling him the coles assfucker now bro!"

by NorrisButtBuddy May 12, 2018

Assfucker

Slang for "asshole" When someone does something or says something that is not liked.

You are such an asshole

by Dubie March 25, 2005

Asshattery

Asshattery is when somebody is being an asshat and subjecting you to the effects of their condition. Also, something that an asshat would do.

What asshattery is this?
Please don't subject me to your asshattery.
I'm engaging in asshattery.

by Petunia April 19, 2006

Asshatery

A state created by an asshat. Used grammatically in the way you would use "disarray".

Joe: Hey, did you have that one guy fix your car?

Jane: Yeah, now its full of asshatery.

by coolkidiscool August 27, 2009

asslicker

The undercover cops that walk around and you can spot them from a block away.

There is an asslicker over there with big sunglasses and a flannel shirt on. They drive around in those white sedans.

by Golden Gate Park July 14, 2007