asbotic

the sort of person who would be under an Anti-social Behaviour Order.

That is an asbotic family

by the asbotic kid July 21, 2004

assbowl

the last hit in the pipe that occasionally gets pulled through into your mouthular cavity - producing a coughing, spitting, near-wretching effect - often resulting in undesirable yet hilarious consequences

Dude, I think there's one more hit in this pipe but it's probably some assbowl

by bonedoggy March 22, 2004

Assbitch

Any driver that cuts you off in the fast lane on the Autobahn, or Autoroute.

I cannot believe those Assbitches cut us off!

by sunofseattle March 27, 2009

assbutt

1. the butt of a donkey

2. someone who has traits of both an ass and a butt

3. used to get someone's attention and piss them off while sounding cool and hilarious to bystanders

4. a word uttered loudly in the presence of authority figures to show your not afraid to break the rules. (because we all know that rules were made to be broken :D)

1. go stick your face in that assbutt

2.you're such an assbutt!

3. hey assbutt! *throws grenade at pile of TNT next to an asshole's butt*

4.

BOSS: so, I want everyone to put down the drinks-
Guy: assbutt!

by A-person_yay February 22, 2014

Assbite

One who wins a verbal debate. One who uses words as his weapon or tool to win an argument.

I can never win a debate against Barry! He kicks my ass every time. What an Assbite!

by SweetSister June 1, 2007

Assbitch

1. Used when referring to someone or something being utterly stupid or ridiculous.

2. Can also be a verb referring to a fucking stupid action or motion.

1. Soulja Boy is one of the stupidest Assbitches in the Universe.

2. *Watching someone Jerk*

The fuck is this Assbitchery?

He's just Assbitching himself to death.

by Carl's Keenis December 21, 2010

Assboned

Being fucked up the ass by a large boner... i.e. assboned.

"Ouch...."
"Hey man, what happened?"
"They made us do a bunch of glute exercises at practice....I feel like I just got assboned."

by Loban17 February 5, 2010