Assbag

A device not unlike an airbag that would lessen the injury suffered by an individual who has just been knocked on his ass. First usage found in a skit on Styles P "A Gangster and a Gentleman".

"Good thing my Assbag came out"

by PAEL March 6, 2013

Assbutton

polite way to say something about your asshole, meme created by Carol Zara.

No more skirts for me (at least until summer). My assbutton is freezing.

by Assbuttonsociety November 16, 2009

son of an assbitch

A derogatory term, which denotes that one's father is a homosexual, and happens to be the catcher.

"Hey man, lemme get some of your tater tots."

"Fuck off, you sorry son of an assbitch."

by mcklucker October 8, 2007

assbutt

Its something you say when you get angry at someone and you don't know what to call them so you say Asssssssbutt??

"You know what quite being such an... uh... Assbutt. Yeah stop being an Assbutt, Bro."

by IAMCASTIEL March 29, 2015

assbag

1. slang word for someone who represents that of a colostomy bag (derived from being full of s**t).

2. a**hole

Because of his choice to leave the drowning baby in the lake though physically able to have saved it, the man was a renowned assbag.

by tr0n December 31, 2003

Assburp

a fart. a burp that comes out your arse

Byron had a major assburp just now.

by hjhjh November 17, 2003

Assbadger

One who likes to badger up one other's ass trying to get something out of them.

(Not taken literally).

Stop asking me about it, you assbadger!

by Jordan Fumu April 30, 2004