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Oral sex on a booty. Tonguing the brown eyes. Eating booty like groceries. Attacking the crack with your mouth.
I am going to marry Tina cause that bitch gives the best Asian!
asian by Geechie Girl December 16, 2016
The class topper, the one who gets full marks, the suck-up.
Fuck! That Asian got full marks again!
Asian by skskskskphilswift October 17, 2020
People who can't drive, but otherwise do everything better than you... except staring contests, their eyes can't open.
I wish I were asian when it comes to math tests.
asian by Imright,weallknowit January 12, 2016
LegendaryZyru
Zyru is an asian
Asian by Gayv December 31, 2017
Like a person but makes Nike's and shitty phones. They also work for barely any money, hahA jokes on them
Lmao you're Asian
Asian by Earl Xi January 14, 2019
Typically eats dogs and cats for their diet, and sometimes rabbits (usually on occasions). Most Asians become doctors by the age of 8, but a few Asians become doctors right when they're born.

Strengths: A+++

Weaknesses: squinted eyes, can't shoot a gun, can't pee in one direction, can't play ball, typical kid stuff...
I never knew Timmy was an Asian.
Asian by Average Boy in Da Hood October 3, 2019