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Ron Artest

A beast of an athletic specimen that whales on fatass, drunk Piston fans that have several criminal convictions already (and small penises, bad hygiene, STDs and other things associated with Det-RIOTers). Could singlehandedly take over Fallujah.
Bitch don't piss me off or I'll go Ron Artest on you!
by Hot Friend Megan November 26, 2004
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cerebral arrest

A sudden pause in speach or thought. Commonly mistaken for stuttering or stupidity.
Oh no, I think he's going into cerebral arrest.
by FrEqOuT23 November 22, 2006
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de-arrest

1) When a bunch of LARPERS try to prevent the law enforcement officers from doing their jobs.

2) When bystanders try to prevent an arrest by physically intervening.
Man its really stupid how those ANTIFA fucks try to de-arrest their comrades.

De-arrests almost never work and almost always cause more people to be arrested.
by Half-Italian Engineer August 1, 2020
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arrested

What happens to everybody, because life is messed up.
Why do you think people get arrested, and that there are so many people in jail?
Nobody's perfect.
by bagpipehustler November 26, 2007
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Nattiac Arrest

Nattiac Arrest is when someone has too much Natural Ice (Beer) to function. One may not be able to stand or speak. It occurs from too much Natty Ice in the bloodstream. A side effect of Nattiac Arrest is believing that Natty Ice actually tastes good or saying that is tastes smooth.
"Yo bro how low can you go, oh this Natty Ice tastes so smooth." This is what someone would sound like if they are going through Nattiac Arrest.
by bluntforce54 February 6, 2010
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Ron Artest

1. A NBA forward who has played for the Chicago Bulls, Indiana Pacers, Sacramento Kings, Houston Rockets and Los Angeles Lakers. He is known for his ferocious perimeter defense and eccentric personality.

2. The act of a brawny black man lashing out on a scrawny white man for seemingly insignificant reasons. This comes from an incident where Artest attacked a spectator at a Pacers-Pistons matchup in 2004, which led to his suspension for the remainder of that season.

3. The act of consuming Hennessey at the halftime of any athletic performance. This stems from a 2010 interview where Artest admitted to occasionally consuming Hennessey during halftime before returning to the court for games.

4. The act of consuming Hennessey at the halfway point of a social event. Also influenced by the 2010 Artest interview.
1. Ron Artest is one of the NBA's best defensive players in any given year if he can keep his head on straight.

2. If this emo punk keeps annoying me I will pull a Ron Artest on his ass.

3. My first-half performance wasn't too good. I guess I'm gonna have to do a Ron Artest to loosen up and finish this game strong.

4. This party isn't moving me. Let's try a Ron Artest and hope we wake up in the morning.
by Nigerian Nightmare June 4, 2010
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Ron Artest

A violent individual who partakes in attacking random fans in a basketball game.
I was at the pistons game and got my ass kicked by Ron Artest
by Hugh Jass December 5, 2004
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