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Argenti Bazooka

The given name to Agent Argenti's enourmous dong. This python-like creature can fire up to 12 devastating rounds into the grill of a dirty hoebag. It has been known to cause humiliation and lazy eyes. See The Argenti Scooter and Dungeon Master
Dirty Hoebag: I sure liked that Tony Danza you just gave me Agent Argenti
Argenti: Its not over you filty skank, BAM !
Dirty Hoebag: Oh god my eye! MY EYE!
Argenti: Say hello to the Argenti Bazooka, fuck yeah !
by Agent Argenti December 13, 2004
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argentina

one of the most hated countries in south america because of their non-sense egocentric way of acting.
not better not worse, just another latin american country as peru or bolivia, even tho they love thinking they are europeans...

mmmm sorry u r not... ;)
A: heyyy i'm from argentina
B: so what?
A: mmm we rule , right?
B: fuck off, leave me alone you egocentric dark bitch.
by sebsss February 9, 2007
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argentina

A country in South America whose inhabitants are almost all pretentious people who think of themselves as Europeans. Think of themsevelves as highly advanced and better than other Latinos, yet not long ago, they were eating out of dumpsters because of being fucked over by the IMF.
Country inferior to Brazil. Despise Brazil and its inhabitants because Brazil is a much, much, bigger country than theirs.
Maradona (the fat, has-been, gay, cokehead) is their only claim to great futbol. Their futbol stars are racist who when playing against Brazilian teams, resort to racist name calling such as macaco (their favorite word when describing a black person from Brazil. Dirty players who are sore losers.
Best (and frankly, only good thing to come out of Argentina: the beef and tango.
A favorite saying from Brazil when describing Argentina's people:

"The worst scam in the world is buying an Argentine for what he thinks he's worth and then selling him for what he is really worth."
by GarotaDeRio February 13, 2008
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going to Argentina

Jon was caught going to Argentina.
by ganaimn July 10, 2009
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argentina oreo

When you cum between a black chicks ass cheeks.
Matt: Yo I fucked that black chick in the ass last night then I gave her an Argentina oreo.

Mike: Aww sick bro.
by Amethyst Bullet November 7, 2007
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Argentenian Mudslide

the act of having a dirty goucho pound you from behind, then pull out and gizz down your butt crack causing a mudslide.
As the cum dripped down Raleigh's ass, he knew the goucho had just given him an Argentenian mudslide
by Raleigh West January 11, 2004
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argentina

Another Latin and poor conutry. Defeated in soccer by Brazil, and at war by England, it´s indian population (thought the belief on Euro ancestry) keeps regarding mental issues on therapy. Once Argentina has been rich for latin standarts, but became leftist and ideological. Now it´s poorer thab Brazil and Chili. Has a cocaine addicted idol: Maradona, just a regular player.
Cut this socialist crap, or we may get the argentina way.
by south Brazil March 24, 2009
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