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Ninja Affliction

The name of the sexual act in which raucous sex is performed, and recorded, while other people are asleep in the room...the key: no one must catch you.
Man, her roommate must have been on Ambien, because our recording session was definitely a Ninja Affliction!
by angelicacharisma October 16, 2012
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Procrastinator Afliction syndrome

A widely spread temporal sickness among most college students where the infected patient constantly procrastinates with out regard of their own time and or friends which may cause many other problems some like meme addiction and crippling depression.
Pew die pie seems to have problems gaming and hasn't done a video in a long time he mus have Procrastinator Afliction syndrome
by Scrublordgaben420 February 24, 2017
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Join Application

by Join Application July 13, 2020
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Fake Application Friday

When you're unemployed and can't find enough jobs worth applying for to meet your minimum weekly quota to keep receiving unemployment benefits before the weekend. Therefore, on Friday, you apply to jobs that are out of state and/or that you're underqualified for so that you can keep receiving unemployment benefits and still enjoy the weekend as if you were working.
Jamal: "Tyrone, did you find at least 3 jobs worth applying to this week?"

Tyrone: "Nah. I found 1, but it's Fake Application Friday so I'll just apply to these 2 Director level jobs that I know I'll never get so I can at least enjoy the weekend."
by Foo4Nirvana October 14, 2020
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masters applications

the thing you do for some reason even though the world is ending very soon
simone: "shit my masters applications are due this week"
alex: "y would u do those during a pandemic"
simone: "-_-"
by butterbabies January 2, 2022
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stingray affliction

The condition of being bullied, but with an emphasis on frequent small-scale torment as opposed to specific big instances of especially harmful behavior. Usually the affliction presents in such a way that the bullied individual passes on that bullying to other people and perpetuate the issue in a social climate.
Tyler suffers from stingray affliction at school because those meanie-ass kids are always making small stabs in passing... but the pain is bigger than it seems. This has made him a callous, tough-guy asshole in response.
by Stopspyingonme September 28, 2022
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your application for hire

"'Enthusiastic' is misspelled. We cannot afford these mistakes at our corporation. We reject your application for hire."
by AlphanumericUsername May 19, 2025
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