a snob apology is when you recognize someone in public but pretend not to see them. then, later, you contact a mutual friend to admit to having seen them and didn't mean any offence by ignoring them.
Hi Jennifer, I think I saw your friend Daniel at the grocery store downtown last night. I wasn't sure if it was him, but if it was, this is my snob apology - let him know that I didn't snub him on purpose!
by auntiereese January 08, 2017
According to Miss Chelly,
When your man F*ck you up and he asks you on a date its called an apology date!
When your man F*ck you up and he asks you on a date its called an apology date!
by Miss Chelly March 09, 2018
n. Any meandering speech touching on noble intentions, shifting societal norms, the infallibility of the church, and vague regrets, delivered in a clownish war bonnet.
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by gnostic3 August 19, 2022
But he hasn't talked to her in over five years.
Don't worry. He's got a level head on his shoulders. He'll know if she's sincere or if it's a cosmetic apology.
Don't worry. He's got a level head on his shoulders. He'll know if she's sincere or if it's a cosmetic apology.
by Holly Anne Ivy December 05, 2009
Sean: "Man, my girlfriend really pissed me off last night."
Christ: "Even if it wasn't your fault, give her a hollow apology, that way you can still use her for sex!"
Christ: "Even if it wasn't your fault, give her a hollow apology, that way you can still use her for sex!"
by TornIn2 January 15, 2011
When someone makes a cringey or out of pocket post, usually on the social media platform known as “Tiktok”.
by gottakeepaneyeoutforselener April 01, 2021
1. A "I'm sorry" that covers all things someone says or does while drunk or otherwise intoxicated.
2. A mass text that gets sent out the morning after blacking out and sending a ton of ridiculous texts and IMs the night before.
2. A mass text that gets sent out the morning after blacking out and sending a ton of ridiculous texts and IMs the night before.
1. "I'm really drunk right now, I'm sorry."
"That's ok I assume a blanket apology for whenever you're drunk."
2. "OMG I'M SO SORRY FOR THE TEXTS/IMs LAST NIGHT GUYS, I WAS SOOOO DRUNK. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER SENDING HALF OF THESE."
"LOL"
"That's ok I assume a blanket apology for whenever you're drunk."
2. "OMG I'M SO SORRY FOR THE TEXTS/IMs LAST NIGHT GUYS, I WAS SOOOO DRUNK. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER SENDING HALF OF THESE."
"LOL"
by LiveXAndXLearn November 23, 2011