grab your ankles

To grab one's ankles is essentially to bend over and prepare for what's coming. It is a reference to getting fucked in the ass (usually in a figurative sense). Sometimes the person grabbing their ankles is at fault, and sometimes it is the result of some new organizational policy.

The company just laid a bunch of people off and is requiring mandatory overtime for all salary-paid employees, so get ready to grab your ankles.

by firstbullet January 18, 2009

Analythical

Portmanteau of analytical and mythical. Investigation that everyone agrees needs to be done, but nobody ever gets around to doing.

Director: "What do you mean the product bombed? Didn't we do any market research?"

Marketing: "Well, in the end the research was all a bit analythical"

by cfm2 December 13, 2012

knock them ankles loose

To have intercourse with someone

Bro she bad asf I would knock them ankles loose

by Isb.dub August 28, 2016

Tit Ankles

Tit Ankles is a term created by Donald Glover in an outtake of NBC's Community.

Chevy Chase: I use a mnemonic device......FUCKING TITS ON MY ANKLE!!

Donald Glover: Look at those Tit Ankles!

by KidCuDiWINS July 18, 2012

analytical chemistry

A terrifying and disgusting combination of statistics and chemistry that will crush your social/sex life into nothingness. This is assuming, however, that said person had one before this class.

person1: Hey bro! last night was crazy! what did you end up doing?

person2: Oh, not much you know... sat at home and wanked it till the wee hours of the morning!

person1: Woah, why?

person2: Analytical chemistry took it to me bro.

by freebord4lyf January 21, 2010

anklet

ankle chain, or ankle bracelet is an ornament worn around the ankle.

Your anklet is so beautiful, where did you buy it?

by mosomot November 29, 2009

ankle spanker

An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.

Ow! You're not stepping on my toes. That's my ankle spanker!

by Anonymous November 1, 2003