When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.
by Puntmuffer September 18, 2017
by Will Rogers March 09, 2005
verb:
the swift act of kicking a female in the crotch with enough force that the foot actually gets lodged in the cunt.
the swift act of kicking a female in the crotch with enough force that the foot actually gets lodged in the cunt.
"Bitch, if you sleep with my man again, i will cunt punt you so hard they will have to dislodge my toenails from the roof of your mouth!"
by e-mo November 04, 2005
Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.
by MrFred0 June 27, 2022
The act of taking a child and punting them, much like in football or soccer, to see how far you can make them go. It usually leads to extreme injury or death to the child, but punters rarely are traced back to the incident.
I heard Larry and Sarah went to children punting last night.
Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.
Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.
by The Almighty Sackboy November 21, 2015
A horizontal guillotine running on a track supported by FOUR posts. Your head goes between the tracks. As the guillotine blade approches, a light notifies you to begin a swift kicking motion (Put all you have into it!) An arm is triggered as the blade passes which pushes your detached head forward, making contact with your extended leg. The best case scenario is you punt your own severed head into the grand canyon. (Very difficult to achieve as you only get one try.)
by King of Death Metal April 05, 2019
Man, baby punting should be at the olympics.
I just scored 100 points baby punting, by kicking a baby through some goal posts.
I just scored 100 points baby punting, by kicking a baby through some goal posts.
by wepuntfreshman March 14, 2008