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albanian cattle sack 

When 8 German tourists in Alabama dress up as futuristic pilgrims and before an orgy they ceremoniously kill a bull, hollow out its ballsack while listening to system of a down (Armenian metal band) once they perform the ceremony they crawl into the ballsack and an orgy ensues for 12.5 minutes and then they repeat once a month
Hey Franz and Claus, are you guys ready for our monthly Albanian cattle sack?
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Albanian Assassin 

Someone who is trained in typically unconventional, brutal and outrageous attempts on the life of another; a lethal machine secretly employed in espionage, manipulation and sex games with hot women; a living nightmare.
The negotiations did not go well at all. Because all talks have broken down, they have no other option but to send the Albanian Assassin after their ass and finish the deal.
Albanie is....god there are no words to describe how amazing she is. She is very cute, very stubborn, short tempered and a little psycho. Albanie is also sweet, kind, soft hearted, crazy and outgoing. Albanie tends to be hyper and annoying at times, cute, sweet, kind and helpful at times, but then there is Albanie's bad side...she is psycho, crazy, and a total bitch. Trust me you don't want to get on Albanie's bad side. Albanie is a fun person to date. She has many different personalities but in a good way. Everyone wants to date an Albanie. She will brighten your day. Albanie also is very sexy, although she usually dresses lazily, when she tries it's amazing, there are no words to describe it. If you get a good Albanie, in a relationship, she will give you her everything. Once she gets attached to you, she is attached to you, well probably for life. She will have a hard time getting over you. Albanie's only "click" with certain people, so if Anna is dying to date you, there is a reason. And she most likely will get attached. When an Albanie is in a relationship, she is dating you to marry you, and trust me when I say that she will only be about you. ( that is if you get a good Albanie) Albanie is the love of my life, she is my wife, and if I lost her I would literally shoot myself. She was my high school sweetheart and Albanie's tend to get crazy sometimes but you need to trust her.
I wish Albanie was mine! I would do anything to have her!
albanie by loler_1982 December 13, 2017

Albanian Tackle Sniffer 

An Albanian man who love to snort coke of off someone's penis. Also counts for Swedish people.
Watch out that weird guy just failed his driving test; he was coked off his bin. I heard he's a right Albanian Tackle Sniffer.
Albanian Tackle Sniffer by Mr316 February 12, 2021
She is an amazing, gorgeous friend to all. She has a nice kind heart, she is quite tall, and usually from Albania *its in her name* she is kind, and knows when you are hiding something, she knows who's fake and who’s not. She gives good advice and will always be there no matter what. From day one she has been there, even if you don't think so. Shes always up for a good old chat, and knows when your upset even if you say your fine.
Person one: :) <reality> :(
Albanita: Are you okay?
Person one: Yh im fine
Albanita: Are you sure? You can always talk to me.
Albanita by Geoffrey.xoxo October 20, 2019

albanian 

1)One of my most ancient cultures in the world. Descendants of the Illyrians. Known for women with beautiful black eyes and amazing curves.
2)The most unique language in the world. It does not branch from anything. It is enriched by great literary figures such as Ismail Kadare and Ndre Mjeda.
3) Brave and happy person
4)Good dancer and swimmer
The Albanian landscape is the true paradise of nature.

I love it when you whisper "Te Dua" in Albanian
albanian by Andrea T May 19, 2005

Albanian people 

Albanians are strong,smart,clean people. When you mess with us we aren’t afraid to say the truth back even if it’s mean. Albanians are also known for our sassy personality’s. We don’t like fake people, and we LOVE Mercedes Benz. But either way we are really kind people and it is a beautiful country with beautiful people. We love to meet knew people and make new friends, all fake people are pushed out of our lives.
Albanian people by Albanian!!!! October 17, 2018