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asstershock

After ripping an ass explosion, the small fart(s) that come after it. Can often be smellier than the big one.
Keith kept farting through the whole damn movie, but his asstershocks were worse.
by bb+af June 29, 2010
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aftercock

After sex when the girls legs are still shaking even though it's been a half hour
Girl:Babe my legs are still shaking

Boy:That "aftercock" will get ya
by Biker125 November 24, 2016
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after shock

Post-testicular pain after you think the worst pain has passed.

After being mildly kicked in the balls, you think to yourself, "That wasn't as bad as it could've been!" Then you get hit by an after shock.
John: Ok *cough cough* I'm gonna be OK... wait... oh god...
Frank: What dude?
John: *cough* After shock!
by benormous May 4, 2006
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luaghter after-shock

When someone laughs really hard, and then stops. And then shortly after laughs at it again. Also known as a "laughter relapse"
1 guy:Horse!
2 guy: hahahahaha!
by cheez wiz November 19, 2003
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After Shock

When you mysteriously piss your pants after taking a piss and covering up. Usually happens in small amounts.
"Oh shit, I just had after shock."
by Anonymouos November 13, 2005
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After Shock

The next evolution of the "Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink). Two fingers are inserted into the vagina and two fingers are inserted into anus, giving the unsuspecting woman an additional shock after the Shocker has been given
I gave Michele the Shocker last night, she slapped me for it, then I gave her the After Shock and I got slapped again.
by Bester_Chester June 1, 2009
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Afterchoke

Whilst giving a blowjob, one last spurt of seaman unexpectedly shoots forth hitting the back of the throat causing the giver to cough and choke.
Man, I wish she would swallow. She had a bit of afterchoke and nearly bit my dick off.
by FistyTheFerret August 27, 2005
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