affalapadackus

adj; to be in a weird or goofy state; to feel random

Wow, I am in an affalapadackus today

by meester sir December 4, 2010

wankless affair

meeting someone else where no wanking is involved or shared

I didn't cheat on you, it was a wankless affair

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

language affair

Having an affair with someone mainly because you want to learn his or her first language.

Maria had a language affair with an Oxford student as preparation for her English exam.

by KarstenF December 18, 2009

Double affair

When someone cheats on their boyfriend / girlfriend / fiancé / fiancée / husband / wife with someone who is also in a relationship or married.

Hanna: my ex had a double affair, he cheated on me with his cousin’s fiancée.
Kate: maybe if you would’ve given him head, he wouldn’t have cheated on you.

by nutella137 October 11, 2020

affair weather friend

Pun on "a fair-weather friend" (which is a friend one could only depend on in good times). A friend you only see during affairs (social functions, parties). Not really someone you can rely on.

i don't need another affair weather friend. i want someone who i could sit down & have coffee with, someone who will be there for me when times are tough..

by catfight12 January 9, 2009

Smurf-Contra Affair

The blueberries in out-of-package muffin mixes are really dead smurfs that have been stripped of their traditional clothing and put in an industrial food dehydrators. This is done to cut costs in the wake lagging muffin market of 1998 now just continued for the benefit of profit margin. They are gathered in Columbia by rebels to help pay for their Communist ambitions in the region.

The Smurf-Contra Affair is ongoing so I have declined blueberry muffins since 1998.

by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008

Buchannon Affair

An affair with a predetermined beginning and end, allowing a couple to grow as close as they want to during the affair without complicating their lives after the predetermined end.

The term was coined after the character Mitch Buchannon of the TV show Baywatch. Mitch needed to be presented as a romantic heartthrob capable of love, but one who, in order to keep the show interesting, could never be tied down. This forced writers to send all of his loves off to the other side of the world, whether for scientific research, caring for a dying parent or to "find themselves".

This allowed Mitch's heirum to transcend the superficial booty-call status but fall just short of marriage and permanence.

E- "Wow, Steve, do you have a girlfriend now?"

S- "No Eric, Why?"

E- "Who was that girl you were with the other night? You two looked like newlyweds, and you seemed so much more than eachother's bootycall"

S- "Oh, that was my Buchannon affair, Nikita. She has some important job in Russia and comes here for a few weeks once a year for recertification or something. Since we already know when she's leaving, it allows us to be as close as we want without worrying about anything too long term.

E- "Oh, like Mitch Buchannon, I get it..."

by Ruhbee! October 31, 2007