Advice Dude

He is maddie's husband. He is the light of her life. He is the reason she wakes up every morning.

Omg Advice dude saved my life

by zumbachis January 17, 2018

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Nick gives advice

Nick is the type of guy to really put his all into helping you succeed in mental health and more. Vent to him and talk to him about ANYTHING, he doesn't judge and he's an overall great guy. It doesn't matter your age or how you look, find him online and he's got your back. He doesn't judge and he supports you through your all

Nick Gives Advice #2 is a great guy! (find him on snap if you need to vent or anything <3)

by WelcomePeeps! September 30, 2023

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Roper Advice

Advice given that wouldn't be followed by the advice given themselves.

"Hey you should go steal that truck" - Advice Giver
"You do it" - Response
"Oh hell nah" - Advice Giver
"Yeah not finna follow your Roper Advice" - Response

by TheOneTrueDefiner February 10, 2023

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non advice

Advice that is so generic and elementary that it can only serve to annoy the person asking for it

Advice asked: Ok, so exactly how am going beat him?
Non advice: You gotta hit him and avoid being hit.

by Midig December 17, 2018

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Advice

Is this reddit!? Is this an advice column!?

Hym "Do you think I'm looking for advice over here!? I don't need your advice, bitch, I need the thing I said I need. No exceptions. No half-measures. You are fucked. Whatever delusion you have in your shit-filled brain about your fucking chances here need to be dispelled. You need to get on that shooter and get those little fucks to describe what was happening to that kid leading up to the shooting... And link it to ME AND ONLY ME. Stop trying to pathologize my behavior instrumentally so you can JUSTIFY DENYING ME WHAT IS MINE. That's ALL you're doing there. You are trying to create a situation where EVERYONE BUT ME has to matter and NOT EVER ME. And you want me to accept that, for what? It DOESN'T NEED TO BE THE CASE. Why would I let a petty piece of shit like you finger-wag me into not caring about the only thing I care about? Would YOU let me do that to YOU? No. That's all your politics is. Your own neurotic whim. Is your anxiety about not being in a literal solipsistic echo chamber starting to get to you? Is the people around NOT trying to manufacture a mental illness around you starting to make you anxious? You fucks are the most apathetic, empathy-devoid people on the planet. Second only to the solipsistic religious zealots. And the fucked up part is that THERE IS NO ONE ELSE! It's just the 2 of you. But I bet if I would have kissed your ass harder you would have done it, right? Nope. I doubt it."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

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