Beatitude adjustment

A more Christian version of instant karma, in which someone suddenly learns that the Beatitudes of the bible also have a negative side, such as: "Cursed are the arrogant, for they will inherit nothing. Cursed are those who hunger for wrongdoing, for they will be left hungry. Cursed are the cruel, for they will be shown no mercy. " rather than "Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Earth" etc.

Adam said Bo was bragging about his new car Monday and wrecked it Tuesday. That's a Beatitude adjustment for you.

by Dylan Thomas the Tank Engine December 22, 2022

claims adjuster

The guy that merced the UnitedHealthcare CEO

Mamma mia, the police really think I'm the claims adjuster.

by luigidaisy December 10, 2024

The Theory Is To Adjust The Parameters On Everything One Does For Pacifism

The Theory Is To Adjust The Parameters On Everything One Does For Pacifism

The Theory Is To Adjust The Parameters On Everything One Does For Pacifism

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Brogan Adjustment

Special technique of the U.S.-Army Signal Corps for repairing electronic equipment. It consists of smacking the shit out of an electronic device with one's own shoe, instilling obedience into it and forcing it to function as desired through sheer physical power.

This technique was famously employed by Paulie from the cult classic TV-Show "The Sopranos" when he was trying to repair a DVD-Player during S2-E4.

Paulie: "I was in the Army Signal Corps, what this thing needs is what we call a Brogan Adjustment."
*Proceeds to viciously brutalize the DVD-Player*
Tony: "There was nothing we could do about it... Paulie was a Made Man and the DVD-Player wasn't... it was real greaseball shit..."

by Stokkess December 7, 2024

Wig Adjustment

When a gay man readjusts his balls in his jockstrap.

Nick snuck away to his bedroom for a wig adjustment.

by Michelle22 October 21, 2022

population adjuster

The politically correct euphemism for "murderer".

I'm not a serial killer -- I'm a prolific population adjuster.

by MoribundInstitute June 28, 2022

Adjustable Wrench

The tool commonly known as a Nut Fucker.

Instead of using a proper wrench, John used the adjustable wrench. His use of the nut fucker, despite multiple contrary instructions, rounded out the bolt head. Now no one can get it off.

by J 2 tha R O C August 15, 2023