Accidental Text on Purpose

When you send someone a text, but you accidentally send it to someone other than the intended receiver. On purpose. Coined by Larry David.

In the accidental text on purpose, you say something like "Hey Larry, you were an asshole the other night. There's nothing wrong with her water, it's perfectly okay."

by Richie Queijo November 7, 2017

Accident

Me and you probably

"I'm a accident and i'm proud"

by Stay in drugs, dont do school. January 27, 2019

Fat Acceptance Movement

The only movement with no movement

The only movement in the fat acceptance movement is going to McDonalds to get a large Big Mac large combo, then come back 10 minutes for the same thing.

by TheContentiousAsshole October 24, 2022

re-accommodate

The euphemisms term for airline's company to knock out and then drag off unconscious passengers.

“I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers" United Airlines CEO April 2017.

by AusNorman April 11, 2017

Chartered Accountant

A person who is an expert in the field of Accountancy, Auditing, Taxation, Finance and Management and has obtained his professional degree through hard work and sacrifice.

Hanna : The govt sent me a notice to pay tax with penalty and interest... What should I do ?
Barbara : Oh, then you need to consult a Chartered Accountant immediately.

by HolyFuckKnuckles June 10, 2018

a sense of pride and accomplishment

What you will feel when unlocking a character in an EA game.

Shit, it took 40 hours to get Darth Vader, but damn do i feel a sense of pride and accomplishment.

by UltimateN555 February 5, 2018

Burner account

When people/celebrities use fake accounts and talk in third person about themselves to shit talk people they wouldn’t shit talk on their real account

Antonio Brown and KD both used burner accounts to talk shit about the Steelers and Warriors.

by Nate Peterman January 17, 2019